Working secret detail with President Clinton’s entourage, I play the fool. I am dressed like a secret service agent and am slightly treated as one, but in truth I am wandering the White House and rushing through underground lots guarding limousines and safeguarding the President’s passage from a parade to the White House. After we returned from the parade, we went to a very bright, curtained room where I was overjoyed to see what I thought were Mac Color Classics that were in black cases. They were either NeXT or SGI boxes. The computers were fun, but I got the feeling that the other agents didn’t take me very seriously.